I honestly don’t see the point of the show without her, she was such a life-force in it. The thought of the show turning into the Wacky Adventures of Betsy Ross and Ichabod Cane in the 21st Century makes me cringe.

“Tribute.”

You know Kim won’t go, and that will be an entire season’s storyline on KUWTK.

How WON’T Kris Jenner milk the Chryo wedding?? Let's be real.

Isn’t Balmain purely a Kim/Kanye thing? Kim & Kanye are probably not going to attend this wedding because a) Kanye fcked the maid of honor but also b) Rob didn’t go to their wedding and I can see them being very petty about that. You didn’t come to ours - we’re not coming to yours!

Bless this union

As long as we’re revisiting the classics.

That is one hard working publicist.

THANK YOU

Thanks!

Oh man, I totally let my in-laws plan my whole wedding too. In my defense, they were culturally forced to invite 200+ people but offered to pay for it, so I let them handle everything right down to the menu. The only thing I did was make my cake topper.

I’m getting married in July and I got scolded because:

“You’re all FUCKED!”

Ugh, anything in the “Not one of those girls” genre can fuck off and die in a fire.

And a little bacon for good measure.

That was a confusingly bitchy rant from him. If she’s rude to the waitstaff, say that. But aggressively mocking one of your customers for ... eating healthy? What the fuck’s his angle?

Canada has announced that they are putting a woman on paper currency, and may select Harriet Tubman. She lived in Canada after she escaped and only returned to the U.S. to help escaped slaves move to Canada.

Sorry I will clarify I mean that we need a Woman on the $20 bill and take off that genocidal maniac Jackson. If we put a woman on the $10 as well that’s great.

I still think it’s weird that the left wingers are all in love with our immigrant bastard Hamilton while the right wingers call themselves Federalists and are in love with him too. Not since Jesus has a person been so many things to so many conflicting ideologies.