Specifically a diesel mog.

The problem with max brooks book is he assumes 2mph zombies. Dawn of the dead remake 15mph zombies are a different matter. If you fall off the bike it's game over, plus you can't ram through hoards.

There will be royalty (capital gains tax payers), and serfs (income tax payers) as society stratifies. With the impending global food price spike (once we start distilling anything with sugar in it for energy) one of the only ways a wage slave will be able to feed his family is by poaching.... plus I find archery…

I hate to divulge any strategies as the terrorists might be reading this, but all it would take is for a "martyr" to turn on his mobile device before the plane touches down. *FIRESPLOSION IMMINNENT*

Their "war of a thousand cuts" is a simply a guerilla strategy. The way we had a falsely elected monarch (George II) who ignored their strategy and commited arguably the greatest military blunder in American history when he walked directly into a tiny, fundamentalist, outsider group's publicly stated strategy of…

It was designed specifically to get Americans to have to buy new cars whether they "clunked" or not by decreasing the supply of used cars and their corresponding parts. It was merely a complicated handout to (ironically) foreign manufacturers above all else. We'd have been better off using that money to build more…

Hammerhead Mclaren wants in on this action.

I never understood why the camaro got such a bad rap but the supra got a pass in the "catfish" department

1. Discontinue focus hatchback because Handa discontinues hatchback and you want to be cool like Handa.

Is anyone else ever tempted to jump over the counter to see what the hell their AS400 database template looks like? It's even worse with airlines. Seriously, I think they're using DOS or something older because no GUI could ever be as terrible as whatever they're using.

Agreed. At least Matt was renting a car in America in a language he can understand and pay with a currency that doesn't max out a calculator screen.

I'll take one.

6th gear:

Four speed slushbox timebomb. I'm not sure if it deserves it but that automatic had a worse reputation then apex seals.

I don't think that's right. 99% were automatics but I swear I've seen 5 speeds.

No tie, blazer, jeans, loafer combo? It's like the "Mullet" of business casual, Hahaha, does his mother dress him? LOL... wait... where'd my gawker account go? OHSHI-

Unless the Dow hiccups again (debt ceiling sideshow) my guess is oil will hit $100 a barrel next week. Since I live 7 minutes from work, I'm sure hoping gas goes up to $4.00 a gallon since that implies a weak dollar and strong wallstreet (aka where my retirement is invested). These are things QE2 was supposed to…

Ours jumped 40 cents to 3.90's this week.

I just realized that Michiganzers have found a way to defeat our Toledo Stench Repellant!!! They can only breathe through their mouth. Other methods suggested like false road signs have been rendered useless by michiganistanians due to their accute illiteracy. Even putting red lights on every road leading into ohio…