Wearing blacks makes you appear slimmer.

That's really funny. First of all you as a person do not finish shit unless you are about 80 years old and actually fought in that war. Second of all the history of US wars since WWII is one where the US start wars and do not successfully finish them all that much. But since you are writing about the biggest…

Man, things that would be "a better use of money" is a super slippery slope.

What BS. I hope this company goes under soon.

Because people did not consent to being guinea pigs for experiments designed solely to fuck with their moods. It's next-level intrusion and it should make us all very worried about how we are being manipulated. There are actual ethical rules for this kind of study, and the editor of the results herself wasn't sure…

And that is relevant to this story how?

I'm confused as to why this is news. Anybody who is nominated for an Oscar is invited to join AMPAS. This isn't broadening the reach to be more inclusive. They're just...following the rules.

THANK YOU. I expected this to be an interesting article about how Goop recipe's can't sustain life or something of the like, not dear god this woman is an awful cook...

All I got from this is that you're a terrible fucking cook.

You clicked on it, then you commented just to complain. That's a lot of work to do for something that you aren't interested in. I find your lack of self-awareness amusing.

That'll do pig.....that'll do.

This is a double murder, you insensitive monster!!

I'm sorry, but if you didn't care, why didn't you just scroll down and clicked on something that you "care" about?

Uh, you can do exactly that. Nobody is -required- to participate in Valve's game. If you just want to buy a game that is on sale, then do it. Valve won't stop you.

I know, right? I mean, when MS and Sony do a super-awesome meta-game as a promotion... oh, right, MS and Sony don't do super-awesome meta-games.

I don't know. What kind of sub human mongrel are you? Finnish? Martian?

A cup of coffee costs, like, $3, tops. This isn't really a rich people phenomenon — it's popular among young people in Japan and young people everywhere else who spend a lot of time on the Internet.

Cool.

"Hello, Nick Denton? Could you make Steven Totilo write an article about how Sega went under?"

Shigeru Miyamoto confirmed BOTH 3D and 2D Metroid games are being discussed and worked on right now (with himself saying he prefers Prime style).