I’m not sure that this is a logical criticism. The attacker, or at least an associate still needs to be on-site in order to go in and do whatever nefarious thing that they breaking in for in the first place. Otherwise it is just an annoying prank.

I don’t think that’s what tasteful means.

This is why I don’t study language. There are no rules.

Sidewalk etiquette? Dude has plenty of room, as mentioned. Also she’s walking on an angle to give him more room. As a frequently disgruntled jogger who wishes the world would put more effort into sidewalk etiquette, I feel pretty confident he just wanted to push a woman in front of a bus.

The late eighties GM B-bodies. How I’ve yearned to obtain a Caprice over the years. Being able to get that plush velour restored would be icing on the cake.

I know! She thinks it helps her resale value to advertise it as “never opened”. I have no idea if it does. Also, she’s in her mid-70's, so I can kind of understand her not wanting to open it now. But 20-30 years ago? I agree, that’s just weird!

...steam my radio

I’d also like to know the answer to all the permutations of this which people have mentioned. I don’t drink socially because of prescription medication - the combo just makes me incredibly tired and I’d be a terrible host/guest if I drank, but I don’t care if anyone else drinks, as long as I don’t have to confiscate…

Ha ha, reminds me of the time some guys broke out one of the little fake “vent windows” in the back door on my ‘90 Corolla to try to steal it. They stuck one of their own keys in the ignition switch and twisted it so hard that the end of it broke off in the switch. Having given up on their joyride, they looked around…

There was this time I skipped school, as did my best friend Cameron, then we lied about my girlfriend’s grandmother dying to get her out of school. My buddy Cameron’s dad had this Ferrari 250 GT California in the unlocked garage, so we “borrowed” it to drive to downtown Chicago for a day of fun. We left it at a…

is it appropriate to throw a party as a non-drinker (for whatever reason) and not offer alcoholic drinks if you know that most guests would appreciate a drink?

“Ah, ah, AH, HERE IT COMES!” Then you throw confetti.

You know it, you love it, you can’t live without it, it’s Helvetica! The font synonymous with great design is always a good choice if you’re not sure how to proceed with your pick of typeface.

I am so disappointed that each paragraph of this article wasn’t written in the respective font that was being described.

Only half kidding.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

“Easy to steal” is only a temptation to a thief. Temptation doesn’t absolve him. In the absence of thieves, leaving keys in cars isn’t a problem. It’s the thieves that are the problem.

Super important sleeve rolling anecdote: I almost never roll my sleeves up at work (I routinely take my jacket on and off throughout the day and I don’t like wearing it with my sleeves rolled up), but the other day I wasn’t wearing a jacket and it was hot and I rolled my sleeves up. My boss walked past my office and…

Because in 2017 a White South African won the contest as opposed to 2016 when a Black South African won. Should a minority never win the contest?

Why does it matter? seriously as a White male who has always been taught that race doesn’t matter I’ve become incredibly confused by the message of equality when people complain that someone isn’t the right race for whatever position they’re in (whether it’s Spider-man or apparently Miss South Africa). I get that…

Exactly how is what he said racist...? He talks about failed states and poor transitions, combined with a socio-economic issue based on large-family size and easily inferred from said family-size, need. Takes a lot of Euro to feed 7-8 kids, vs 1-2. It isn’t racist at all. Large-family size is a pretty common…