If I was thirsty enough I might drink from a toilet. I’m talking zombie apocalypse levels of thirsty. Then I might.

Regarding oversight committees - Anyone can be bribed if you know what they really want. Anyone who can’t be bribed can probably be blackmailed.

I know! So many tears. Don’t read the story (not on this site, some pet site) about the woman who hired a snow making machine (in texas) to make snow for her dog because he was dying and she had promised him snow. I mean, do read it, but you’re gonna cry.

I think this is beautiful poetry. Pray tell, what does it mean?

Tiffany did get the short end of the genetic stick but she’s likely rich as fuck so I don’t care.

I have decided I’m OK with this. Channel 4 is going to ruin Bake Off and I really don’t want them to ruin Mary.

Holy Cow! What happened to his face? (I have not been paying attention for quite a while because he is soo boring.) His new face is the blandest face I’ve ever seen. It’s like a blank model before characteristics (like personality) are put on.

I used to sing All Star (Smash Mouth) to my cat, Lucy, in the car on the way to the vet. But I didn’t knoiw any of the words except “all that glitters is gold / Only shooting stars break the mold” so I’d just make lyrics up about her. And this makes me cry because she’s been gone a long time. My Lucy.