milesdivas
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Repeatedly threatening to move your team until the taxpayer buys you a new playground? Distraction.

Coincidentally, I think TARP is how they're still paying for Mount Davis.

Info-graphics are the second best type of __o-graphics that a person can view on the internet.

Who did that? ( in my Elaine Benis voice)

The clown in purple gets kicked in the face and only goes to a knee. Other sports can't even talk about "tough".

Houston residents can choose a similarly inspired use of their landmark, the Astrodome, this November. There is a ballot initiative to save the building from demolition and repurpose it. Online campaign is getting underway at ourastrodome.com

petrolicious, please stop ruining my life. I lie awake at night sweating scheming ways to obtain something from the 60s with wood and leather insides, carburetors fuel pumps and all kinds of other mechanical noises whirring around me, old sheetmetal groaning but willingly taking the turns I carve through the backroads

It's an unassailable fact that cold beer bottles are 64% more effective in soothing teething babies than some carcinogen filled rubber ring. #science

baby isn't drinking any beer.. I'd say the baby is teething and the feel of an ice cold bottle like that is what is keeping her happy.

Ah, I see the new Lamborghini Justadoor is already out!

( rimshot )

because robbers knock on your door first

This whole thing should be mandatory reading for all teenagers.

Excellent article, Eric. Please continue to do stories like this.

This is an absolutely superb read. Can't wait for the fight. Seeing this lad knock Mayweather out would be a landmark event in sporting history. God, I hope it happens.

Q: What's black and white and read all over?

1. Unsweetened green

"His 9 year career stands apart as the single most sustained work of devastation ever committed on a football field by anyone, anywhere, anytime."

Funny you should mention Sounders fans, because I saw something that cracked me up involving those 67,000 or however the hell many Seattleites were at that game.

Between downtown Seattle and CenturyLink Field is a neighborhood called Pioneer Square. In Pioneer Square, two blocks from said field, is a homeless shelter