Incredible goals? Nah. Nice goals? Sure. And our backline is a freaking sieve.

These are the kinds of articles Deadspin usually makes fun of.

Shaq knew exactly what he was doing when he said that.

The poors can afford to buy tickets.

What's wrong with the arena they play in now, exactly?

This looks great and all (seriously, it does), but here's a point followed by a prediction:

What happened to the days when journalists didn't insert themselves into stories for the purposes of self publicity? When a gallon of gas was a nickle. Children said sir and ma'am. And everyone wore hats.

I guess it's good they have all curved roads... I don't think that car can drive straight.

enjoy hillcrest, manti.

His worst offense as team doctor is him prescribing the whole Charger team strong laxatives at some point every year, causing them to shit the bed yet again.

And quite the philosophical disagreement it would be.

This is so fun. Bazemore is the shit. Bazed God for life. Draymond and Fez are cool too. Barnes is the cool kid at the table with one headphone always in, working the BlackBerry. Marc Jackson smokes a Black and Mild, rocks back and forth, occasionally muttering, "Damn, kids, you don't know how good you got it. Damn,…