What needs to happen for sportswriting like this to return?

I figure those goals look good because the forwards had so much space, but only because the Panama defense was so flat footed

2018: the year we finally overtake LA (for second worst traffic in the nation)!

It's in the Oakland flatlands, not as flashy as Lacob wants em to be.

I fucking love this Pete Dexter ish

He was returning to a bar in south philly to speak to the bartender, the brother of a recent homicide victim who Dexter had written an investigative piece about implicating him in some messy local drug dealing, a mob found out he was there and beat the shit out of him. Nothing out of the ordinary

Nailed it. Welcome to Fruitvale, Oakland, CA. The perfect cocktail of latino and black poverties

Come on people. http://jalopnik.com/5964017/the-me…

I'm much larger than my lady, so I consider it 'jet packing'

I just don't want this joke to go unrecognized

That's what the combine's for. The NFL gets by on only notionally recalling hyper violent slave imagery, we can't shatter the facade silly.

beautiful!