Like I’m taking lawn care advice from a NYC Blogger who looks like this:

Yeah, you’re right, but now your lawn looks like shit and it bothers other people. Part of living in society is conforming to its norms and not being a pain in the ass.

“The morally correct lawn” God damnit, this is the kind of shit that is going to get Trump re-elected, you get that, right?

I guess if you’re trying to look like trash, piss everyone off and help out several types of bugs thrive, SURE!!

There is a difference between meadow and normal height. My neighbor mows 2-3 times a week while I get mine about once every 7-10 days. Mine looks better (albeit shaggier) than his because he cuts it too low. recommend 3" height for water retention, weed prevention, and thatch health. 3" is a lot longer than most…

Except in cases where you’re required to by an HOA, care about your property values, or care about your relationship with your neighbors.

Tennis players - the kids at the yacht club too spicy for the sailing team

I’m not certain what the law is in Florida, but in many jurisdictions a DUI is a “strict liability” offense, meaning that intent is not a necessary element of the crime, so it wouldn’t matter if he was unaware that he would be impaired by the medication. Even if it is not a strict liability offense, it is foreseeable…

I feel bad for him in the respect, much like Joe Jackson did with Michael, that asshole Earl Woods treated Tiger as nothing but his ticket to the big time and could have cared less about his son’s well being as a person.

Barely connected, but I’m always amused at how athletes’ kids are viewed when connected to their parents. Mark Howe, one of the best NHL Defensemen in history, was denied the Hall of Fame for 20 years because he wasn’t as good as his father.

Mac Daddy Santa :(

well if he drove all the way home from LA then it would explain why he was so tired. Cops are always just assuming the worst

When the officer asked Tiger where he was coming from he probably should have come up with something a little more believable than golfing.

I think you need to re-read what happened there lol.

Recite the National Anthem Backwards is the most bullshit “sobriety test” ever. I am stone cold sober, have had my morning coffee, and couldn’t do this with out singing it at least once forward, then backing it out from there.

So in the year 2017 John Daly wins a tournament and Tiger Woods is involved in some crazy DUI story seems to indicate a larger substance abuse issue?

Honestly, I watched the full 15min highlights on another site, much better quality camera work and obviously not specifically “lowlighting” Ball. He has a poor game, but the other team is significantly larger, physically, than his entire team. They look like high school juniors/seniors playing frosh/soph (hence a…

Or me, trying to dye my hair.

this looks like if someone put a mixtape up of me trying to play basketball at age 15