Ok, I’ll be the one to do it: If I was dumped by Adriana Lima, I wouldn’t be able to pitch either (that’s where you throw the little ball at the guy with the bat, isn’t it?).

Still the best baseball Dog

And they say journalism is dying.

Counterpoint: Yes it fucking is.

My dad said that back in the Soviet Union, if you kept your wipers on the car, they’d get stolen, so everyone kept them inside the car. If it started to rain, traffic stopped everywhere, everyone got out of their car and put on their wiper blades. That’s how quick of a job it is, you can literally have everyone stop…

Come on, this is bullshit. Irsey hired Decker because he can use his Green Beret connections to get the best heroin from Afghanistan.

This one is easy!

Great article! I commented earlier that this book is in the grand tradition of books that are written and sold exclusively for corporate HR and sales managers to distribute to their staff as part of some kind of mandatory seminar. No one reads them, no one opens them, they’re basically props.

I’m reminded of Budd Dwyer, then-treasurer of Pennsylvania, who was to be sentenced for bribery. The day before his sentencing, he held a press conference and offed himself on live television. Because he technically died in office, his wife got survivor benefits. Had he lived, there would be no pension and plenty of…

Aaron Hernandez, an innocent man, died in prison. Yet, Tom Brady (clearly guilty of evidence tampering) walks free. That’s America for you.

I’ll be in a cold hard grave before I pay that $1.10.

Does the suicide trick work for library fines, too?

Flying into them at that speed... they don’t give enough. I have the concussions from hockey to prove it myself.

Doctor: Sid, how many fingers am I holding up?

Back in college, Greg Oden would win these races all by himself.

Let’s congratulate Serchin for becoming the oldest man to die climbing Everest. You did it!

We can’t say he’s over the hill at 85.

I know you’re not supposed to argue about this but it’s clearly a ball and a strike