The terrorists have won!

I learned that in PU-239. Good movie.

You’ll have to pry Tropic of Cancer from my cold dead hands.

But Joseph Merrick is dead.

Seriously, I bet I could fit both of these thumbs in.

At least if he ended up in NY he could have peddled some good pizza.

That’s true but in slo-mo replay I never miss a call!

The only thing that would make that more sad is if the tv had one of their superbowls on.

So in the movie does Marky Mark play the racist fan or Adam Jones?

Big deal. What do you want, a medal? I’m off to hide in my basement.

Do you have any idea how much I saved by avoiding all-star games?

When I got into a slump I tried to go the other way. Not with the ball but by drinking more before the game.

Every single time he came to the plate he had a chance for an RBI.

Nevermind this weed talk I’m looking for the shitties sub I can find. Any suggestions Greeny?

Your move Bettman.

Schnatter considers health insurance for his employees reckless spending so fuck him!

People walking after a golf cart with their phones in the air filming a guy looking at his phone. We have reached peak asshole.

Only a true sociopath doesn’t go home and kill himself after that.

Spoiler Alert! for Ron if he is reading this. They will boo Goodell.

I could smell that through my computer.