Jeb and Jeets! I smell success, or maybe just cocaine and Valtrex.

20 weeks. That’s about the amount of time it would take me to satisfy her.

You froze the wrong ball you asshole!

Claude Lemieux is on his way over.

Don’t do it. Trust me.

A very boring video shot in portrait mode. I am for the death penalty in this instance.

As an Avalanche fan back then it was great watching these two teams load up on talent and go after each other.

Is that dude at half staff?

I thought this would be their year(I’m a Pens fan) but they are ready to turn coal into diamonds at this point.

That was a sweet skate to stick pass from Karlsson though.

I wonder where La La will Land?

Let those of you who didn’t stick with a crazy person with a triangle throw the first stone.

I love armpit hair and my teams hardly ever fight back. What’s the holdup.

See you next year Flower.

Jessica Simpson should have been there. Maybe she was in Cabo.

Banned from NFL games for life? Lucky fucker.

I agree 100%.

It’s not like we killed 5 hookers.

Not the first or last time Piazza has had wood thrown at him.

Rob Deer would have missed the guy and the truck by a foot, or at least a hoof.