Peace be with you mr. umpire sir.

I learned it from you dad!

You’re my second favorite wide receiver. Right behind Jessica Simpson.

Nice play kid.

+1 Jimmy The Greek

I don’t know Japanese but I think that announcer said “He got jacked up”!

Strange way to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Slapshot.

I knew I would be too late.

I don’t want to rush to judgement but he sounds like a real creighton.

She got way closer than my 17yr old self did.

The homeowner described him as a 9 and a quarterback.

African kids will never forget. They still have the shirts to prove it.

Randy Moss knows how the fine was paid. “Straight cash homie.”

“No days off”! Our future once the unions are gone.

If this guy knows to run the ball and wait till the snap count is at one to snap the ball with a lead in the 4th quarter he is an upgrade.

He had planes to save.

Nobody cares about your fantasy team.

A dish best served like Cincinnati Chili.

These two woke up in Buffalo. The stage was already set.

Trump’s second military raid didn’t fail.