That can’t be the real Curt Schilling. It must be a 9 year old boy. No man is that dumb!

I beat him by .4 seconds last night. Goodnight my sweet lady.

Pudge got a little pudgy.

Second best leadoff man ever.

I am currently reading a book about Cobb. Many of those awful stories are not true.

Or when Marinos was in the bad part of town.

I’m Irish. I know how he feels.

3.9 gpa. A little more time in the weight room and a little less time in the library, nerd.

No shit!

Fuck my dad too.

We don’t like to communicate either.

Caved in by 16 inches. Doesn’t that go without saying.

I’m starting to really not like this team much.

This alleged new type of Mexicans wouldn’t pull this if we had a wall.

This guy would be the best pro wrestling heel.

Philip Rivers has almost certainly produced as many kids in that span.

That tree moved side to side way better than Ronda.

Can’t I just suspend the weather?

So can I use you as a reference?

In my experience I believe you guys are not kicking enough people in the nuts.