I would rather be cremated.

I’m a big fan of those wheels

Ugh, you call this journalism?! You just copied and pasted a bunch of stuff from reddit and threw on some barely meaningful titles. This whole site is trash, I’m out!

I was just in it for the pun, not the swift death. Chill.

That was some wheely swift justice.

Yeah, I hear Tesla was already taken.

The build is going to cost the buyer $90,000, and that doesn’t include the price of the truck

I see. So it uses GPS to track your movement in real time, but it only calculates displacement every minute or so.

I read somewhere online (too lazy to go looking for it) is that some guy unpacked the source code, and the way it works is:

*shakes fist*

And now it’s time to turn the show over to our tame gangsta investor. Some say he's into having sex, but not making love; and that he got shot nine times and lived to tell about it. All we know is he’s call The Fiddy.

You all need to quit posting this crap. LC80s were finally getting old enough to come down to a good price. They were a great little secret, awesome trucks, very capable, reliable, and understated. I purchased a 1996 triple locked, totally stock for around $3k a few years ago. With all of these stories, everything…

I had this plate taken away from me 2 years ago. I still miss it. Virginia Jazz League represent!

This auto pilot accident is the anti-vaxxer movement of the auto industry:

Honda element had no carpet, I believe it was so you could hose out the interior after you vomited from the color combos (although I like the black orange)

Ok, only make the exception for open bed pickups with vinyl interiors and no carpets. An actual work truck. Not a King Ranch 4 door penis extension.

I like the show but but the narrator is what I imagine ambian sounds like.

Baby Boomers: Millenials are just terrible.

In Jalopnik, land of shitty cars and slow Miatas, it’s not always about working properly or going fast.