Soliciting career advice after the jump:

I’m in love. This thing is absolutely stunning, especially in person.

...any red flags with this (stunning-looking) E39 M5? Current bid is US$3000 with 5 days to go. High-ish mileage (133,000), but it looks remarkably clean for a 17-year-old car. The listing itself is refreshingly coherent, too.

Nuthin’.

This has to be a joke right? Like, someone must have put this on as a prank, right? RIGHT???

And I’m just staring at the OppositeClock going into boredom-induced OppositeShock. My coworkers’ OppositeSquawk is drowning out the relaxing OppositeBach, and there are still two hours before I can OppositeWalk right out the door. What’s worse, my cubemate is a total OppositeJock. I can’t OppositeTalk to him about…

heh.

I think I saw someone asking a similar question the other day, but I don’t remember what the consensus was: given the sheer number of CL ads, etc. in which the owner uses a blurry thumb to obscure their plates, should I be worried about posting car spots without redacting plate info? Am I somehow violating privacy? I…

1999(?) Suburban with weight savings package.

After years of anonymous lurking on Jalopnik and Oppo, thoroughly enjoying the wealth of entertainment and information you all produce, I’ve decided to make my first post. Exciting!