Reminds me of an old classic movie...you remember the scene:

That’s ballsy.

Must have been confused and thought he was at the Kum and Go.

If ND gets punished this harshly, then by logical extension Baylor, most SEC schools, Florida State, and any team ever coached by Urban Meyer should have their football programs permanently terminated and their campus quads plowed with salt.

Can’t wait for the imminent and failed Coffee Shop Putsch.

I’d hazard a guess that those coaches that “declined to answer” are huge Nickleback fans.

Get out of the gray and we’ll talk, child.

It feels like a plot of a Dirk Diggler movie

Well said. And now we are fucked because the ignorance of a few pot-bellied, racist, midwestern dinosaurs.

This might save Bill O’Brien’s job for one more season. I was beginning to think he would be fired before season’s end but this could buy him some time.

I like how she tries to casually trot off as if nothing happened...

It’s because of Lochte’s hair. Dude looks like James Bond villain.

So, when Al Jazeera reports mention Golden Boy Peyton they are baseless, false, and laughed off...but everyone else without Manning as their last name got some explaining to do. Sounds about right.

Next up...Johnny Football.

Goodell now has more than enough reason to suspend JJ. Bringing inappropriate dates to the ESPY’s is at least 2 games.

So good. Fuck the ESPY’s, ESPN, and their milquetoast ‘personalities’ and programming. Who knew that Ken Griffey Jr. was so joyless?

Man, Goodell’s gonna come down hard on that bull...

True dat...mess with the bull you might get the horns...

This game was tougher than Oregon Trail.

Disagree...after about two minutes sounds more like an excited computer virgin dude. Definitely male.