“Trump cheats at golf” is literally the least surprising piece of news I’ve heard in years.

Ironically, the game Monopoly is a rip-off of The Landlord’s Game, a game that teaches the dangers of unchecked capitalism that was designed by a woman.

He’s the hero to all mentally-ill, prickly creative people who know they’re gonna live a life of misery and die young but still want to believe they can somehow figure out how to achieve a weird sort of success in this world.

I’m not trying to sound like an asshole, I’m being sincere. He was and still will always be…

STOP talking shit about different memes

In the case of an adaptation, to put out a different take on the source material?

‘That seems like a lot of fisting’

To each whatever makes them happy, of course, but a nightly fisting... that seems like a lot of fisting.

The first one didn’t capture the source material at all, aside from trying to replicate the look. Frankly, I can’t see any film being true to the source material because it just doesn’t lend itself to film. It’s wildly absurd and irreverent in a way that only really works in a comic that isn’t concerned with trying to…

Badmouthing Cameron does not make the threat to the planet any less grave.

Don’t be ludicrous. We all know that James Cameron gets everywhere he needs to go via submersible.

The US Department of Education would also issue an official memo and tweet confirming that it had always been spelled “potatoe” a couple days after the fact.

If this were to happen in 2019 with Trump and an elementary school child, Trump would go on a week long tweet storm attacking the child for being low IQ and nasty, and then would insist that potato actually does have an ‘e’ at the end of it. MAGA chuds would then always use the ‘e’ when spelling potato in order to…

You asked if there was anyone who makes a distinction between Polanski and Allen and I pointed out that there is a distinction. I’m not sure what’s difficult to understand about that. I was responding to your second sentence, not the first one.

Well, one of them admitted to and was convicted of statutory rape and then fled the country before sentencing, and the other one was accused of sexually assaulting a minor but never convicted of anything.

What are you on about? Do two or three posts with a few upvotes equal everyone? This is beneath being labeled lazy reading. Call out the people you feel should be called out but don’t wave your wand of slothfulness around and slander everyone just because you’ve got a tick in your armpit. 

And I, for one, have fire shoot out my dick. 

Seriously though, Raw is more of a hate crime than a standup special.

Omg get a grip. I highly doubt if being injured in a car accident suddenly turned Kevin into a non-homophobe or erased the fact that he cheated on his pregnant wife. Getting injured or ill doesn’t suddenly make someone a decent human being. In my decades of nursing experience I’ve found that usually if someone’s a…

Heh. I, too, came here to defend the Zune. It was a great product that was unfairly maligned. Its UI was clean, its design was ahead of its time, and it felt sturdy, like it wouldn’t break at first drop. Sorry, iPod Touch, you were nothing compared to the Zune!

I kept waiting for the film to introduce some thoughtful commentary on race