I’m up for that! Everyone needs some anal sex jokes every once in a while!

So what has been everyone’s favorite Roadhouse performance so far? For me, it was “A Violent Yet Flammable World” by Au Revoir Simone. It’s a great song, and I will also openly admit I like it the most because it reminds me the most of Julee Cruise’s songs for the original series.

Watching the revival makes me think an awful lot about Ebert’s quote from his review of The Usual Suspects (great quote, not his finest reviewing hour) “To the degree that I do understand, I don’t care”. It has some great visuals, a slight improvement on Season 2, and the music is consistently intriguing, but I…

I don’t have a horse in this race (having yet to watch either film) but I feel like there’s two things in play here. I mean, Blazing Saddles may have something more meaningful to say than Young Frankenstein, but is it funnier? And is that a distinction the BBC made when putting this list together?

Hey William! I’m sure you’re a great guy and all and have a sunshiney future in journalism and writing — but can please not be a dick and put spoilers in headlines?

Didn’t read the article cuz spoilers, but (A) welcome back to Kinja (B) WHY THE FUCK are you posting spoilers in article titles? I mean, come on man!

It’d be great if you assholes could not post shit like this in titles. Some of us don’t pay attention to staff interviews for this very reason.

a spank, or a slap, is one thing, using an item, like a belt, or tree branch, meter stick, etc. is an entirely different thing. If you hit someone with something it is assault with a weapon. And it's supposed to be fine for your kids, who are not even half your size and barely a quarter your weight? I don't think so.

Not directing people to my identity; I'm so out there it doesn't really matter. Nor am I defensive- I disagree, and I made that plain. Quite frankly, if I typed the same thing but had the opposite opinion on spanking, you'd have no problem with the way I expressed it. Blanket statements equating Peterson with all…

In this situation, it was relatively quick. I spoke, counted down, tried a lot of ways to correct her, but finally I just had to warn her. It was more of a "I will spank you if you don't control yourself" type thing. Finally after counting back from 5, I grabbed her hand & smacked it.

Anecdote: I didn't hit her hard…

I didn't say I only have one three year old. Nor did I say she was the only child I've raised or spanked. I'm not trying to put my life story out there. Nor am I looking for validation. I'm just saying I completely disagree with what I feel was an equation of Peterson's actions with spanking. And even if my baby girl…

Do you hit your wife when she gets out of line?

You're totally right. I hope I never have to spank any of my kids again. I still think I made the right decision, and I'd do it again if need be. This really an object lesson in groupthink. I said spanking is not beating, which I feel this article equates, and everyone jumped at the idea that I just slap the taste…

Your guidelines are excellent, but if you have the discipline to maintain them, then you're smart enough to find non-violent penalties that will work just as effectively.

Neither of those involve violence or striking your child. And I'd say you probably do timeout out of frustration, I know I do with my toddler. The difference is that time-out is non-violent and doesn't teach my daughter that hitting people is acceptable. A toddler cannot reason like an adult. While you may believe…

You know what? 99 times out of 100 it does. Unfortunately, one time for me, it didn't. So i hit her hand. I hope I never have to again, but I will do so to be the Father my kids need.

You beat up a 3 year old. Congratulations, but don't expect us to be impressed or think you're doing the right thing. You decided to take your anger out physically on a toddler.

I think the key to any sort of physical punishment, be it a light smack on the hands, or a slightly less light whack on the butt/back of the head with an open hand is timing. If you do it EVERY time the kid acts up, of course it will do everything Drew said (eventually become ineffective and habitual). However, if you…

When people say "it worked," it didn't. Just because you whacked your 4-year old when he pissed on the wall, doesn't mean that he hit the bowl next time because you hit him. It means he's 4 years old and he thinks his dick makes a mean firehose. You can laugh (because he's 4 years old and that's one of themany funny…