We’re all stars now in the Pope Show.

Iunno, I think reasonably consistently fooling people who are from a place into thinking you’re also from that place (unless they know beforehand that you’re not) is a pretty okay litmus test of a fake accent.

GCU A Curiously Large Slice of Shame Pie

For my money, Sabotage was the last good Black Sabbath album and the point at which they should’ve just hung it up.

If the last line of the last episode isn’t “why the long face?” I won’t be responsible for my actions.

The comedy in Borderlands reminds me of Archer, if the characters on Archer didn’t get to bounce off each other and instead had to take turns sitting in a blank space delivering an episode-length monologue.

The first furry ‘zines started in the late 70s and I think the first convention managed to sneak under the wire of the 80s turning into the 90s.

What? It came up organically!

Minecraft was like the most popular game of 2019. Get with it, grandad.

What next, a Jessica Simpson comeback?

Any change they make to the combat in FFVII is a positive one. The first two thirds of that game was the most tedious grind of selecting “attack” twenty times in a row I’ve ever put myself through.

If you’re going to make up your own song whole cloth in all other regards, why sing it to Noel Gallagher’s lyrics? Of all people?

That is my go-to example of a guitar solo that is not good. He’s doing a lot of showy, flashy, and thoroughly unmusical stuff while striking poses and pulling faces, and that’s all.

It’s weird how the lack of any percussion at all can make anything sound like a demo, no matter how much other stuff is laden in there. Imagine this with like a shaker and foot stomps.

Holy hell, the homophobia of that.

I didn’t even know Carly Rae Jepsen was gay.

I was really hoping she would just plop into the pool like normal and go “..motherfucker!”

The frozen squid thing was complete wizard-did-it rule-of-cool stuff. There’s such a thing as terminal velocity, so what Ozymandias did was basically cause some heavy hail to happen. Then it punched a hole in Trieu’s hand because that’s a cool-looking special effect and then didn’t punch through a plastic lid because…

I thought the last episode felt very comic booky. And not even Alan Moore comic booky, but like Rob Liefeld took over writing the show or something. Bang! Pow! Biff!

You’ve got “whittling” and “grinding” backwards there.