There is no possible definition or explanation of pansexuality, nor context for same, that will not make someone steaming mad and ready to start yelling on the internet.

Trying to pick fights is certainly an interesting use case for Tinder. 

“We’re delighted to have you here,’ he said, putting an arm round the young man’s shoulder, ‘but a word of advice. Don’t try to be clever. We’re all clever here. Only try to be kind, a little kind.’”

I’m glad we’re finally acknowledging just how goddamn creepy Jennifer Lopez is.

It’s just a box of rain or a ribbon for your hair. Such a long time to be gone and a short time to be there.

The dialogue and pacing may have been sloppy, but all the major plot point decisions in the last season fully made sense. Blond Girl Hitler is Blond Girl Hitler, Obsessive Sister-Layer is Obsessive Sister-Layer, Sullen Dutiful Bloke is Sullen Dutiful Bloke. It all tracks.

Celine Dion seems lovely. (She also went out of her way to tell Elliott Smith she liked his song at the Oscars, etc.) It’s a shame about her records.

A Narcissist’s Prayer

They both also had childhood careers in being manhandled by a creepy old guy who liked young blond boys. (The cover story of him “managing” their careers as “pop stars” also genuinely took off, unexpectedly.) That’s got to leave a mark.

Two counts of projection?

Van Ness makes me want to cut my hair short so I have even less in common with him.

Paganini or Eddie Van Halen?

That is way too good be convincingly Gallagher. It sounds more like Morrison.

Trying to make Tank Girl: The Feature Film is like trying to make Bugs Bunny: The Novel.

Nada Surf are too good to be part of this conversation.

The end of something, certainly. This sounds like a bad Nerf Herder knockoff.

Oh god, the Libertines. Did you have to remind us? Next someone will try to bring back Babyshambles or pretend Doherty’s still alive.

Yeah, I had fond memories of it from childhood and convinced a group of friends to rewatch it at our place. It turned out to just be 90 minutes of very annoying children YELLING NON STOP FOREVER JUST YELLING AND YELLING AND IT DOESN’T STOP AND THEY DON’T PIPE DOWN THEY JUST YELL AND YELL AND IT GOES ON AND ON WITH THE…

Well, I’m referring to specifically to people only, not whatever it is that likes Moldy Peaches.

I liked watching Jeff Green play Dark Souls. He’s a games industry consultant but normally only plays turn-based stuff because he doesn’t think he has the reflexes to play action games, and he streamed Dark Souls once as a joke and couldn’t put it down again. He ended up finishing the goddamn thing through sheer…