Kinda redundant, they already had both Yanni *and* Dream Theater.

That is the most hesitant, unenthusiastic vocal I have heard in my life, including people humming to themselves in the supermarket.

No, a soundalike is when you don’t change the lyrics and don’t change the music. You used to be able to buy the top 10 hits of any given week the next week for half the price if you didn’t mind “Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)“ being by The Of Spring or “Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)“ being by Greed Nay. Those were…

It’s going to be a perfectly okay 8/10 brawler/shooter with stealth elements, 10 hours of gameplay, and 14 hours of inscrutable high-budget B-movie cut scenes.

Do you really believe even 1% of the people spreading the meme think it’s satire?

Mainstream culture absolutely defines what a ‘gay icon’ is, not you or me. It’s not like I can just say that personally I think that Badfinger are popularly acknowledged as the greatest rock group of all time and that’ll make that true, either.

People who are generally considered gay icons by gay people. Deified, put on a pedestal, that sort of thing. Marsha P. Johnson gets a statue, but I bet there’s less than three gay bars across the United States and Europe with a big picture of her on the wall, and more than two hundred with a big picture of Madonna.…

And I ignored it, because you clearly don’t even have the vaguest grasp of what I’m talking about.

Let me guess, a similar ring from an actual jewelry store would be like $700,000?

Obviously they’re gay, that’s the goddamn point I’m making. They barely register in the gay icon pantheon compared to such luminaries as Madonna, Carly Rae Jepsen, or Britney Spears, who are all up there because.. um..?

I kind of hate it. The whole “anyone or anything can be a gay icon, except a person who is queer” bit drives me up a wall. Madonna? Gay icon. Quentin Crisp? Not a gay icon. Carly Rae Jepsen? Gay icon. Freddie Mercury? Not a gay icon. Britney Spears? Gay icon. Tracy Chapman? Not a gay icon.

As it turns out, comparing her to Britney Spears is kind of a lowball. She’s really belting it out there, and Spears can’t. I didn’t even know Lohan could sing, or that she sang.

They could have Ian McKellen, Tituss Burgess, and Ralph Fiennes in this, and I’d still pay not to have to see it and then pay double to have someone else not see it either.

It feels great to see actual queer music for Pride month, instead of more of the endless stream of straight-music-by-straight-people-for-straight-people that’s generally offered up as an example of “gay culture”.

Zero of the gags landed for me. I found everything that happened in the film either not funny or screamingly unfunny.

What I mean is, the kind of people who complain about Clerks 2 are also the people who would complain that John Wick has too much shooting and fighting in it or that The Grand Budapest Hotel doesn’t have enough kung fu.

I thought Clerks 2 was perfectly fine for what it was trying to be. On the other hand, while I like-to-strongly-like most of Kevin Smith’s movies, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back was easily the worst excuse for a comedy I have ever seen in my life and I pray there’s never a direct sequel.

I find the best way to avoid having a Katy Perry song stuck in your head is to avoid hearing any. They’re all bad to awful anyway.

I dunno if I’d say it looks better. Actually, I’d say it looks even worse.

I really, really don’t understand how “cup the balls” is supposed to be any kind of advice. I guess it’s an option if you just don’t know what to do with your hands, but it’s not like it’s one of the better options.