The cause of—and solution to—all of the afterlife’s problems!

Olive Garden is neither as bad as the decades of jokes would suggest, nor particularly good in any way.

Too many people were too willing to believe, and too many people don’t realize that “vicious” is not spelled “viscous”.

Dear Penthouse Forum;

Ive never seen those tweets about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart before. That was hilarious. 

Gold

First they came for the violent agitators but I said nothing because I was not a violent agitator.

“Nobody puts ‘Baby Inacorner’ on a birth certificate!”

How weird. I have a cousin named Copyright Shutterstock.

He looks just like my cousin Per Reuters.

Reportedly nicknamed “Bigo”. Not sure why his friend dropped the “t” at the end.

Heads up, none of what you posted here is funny.

Still, it has to be better than Call Me Kat.

My guess was “Ted Cruz.”

Ok.  That’s funny.

Has anyone tested her Spanish before or now?

Smithers, have The Lumineers killed.

Given what is happening right now in DC, I don’t think anyone can honestly say the Republican party doing any good.

Hot Take: Everyone on The View is awful.

So weird to hear that song and it not be part of a badly fan made anime music video