Big Christmas in Little China is surely better?

Yeah, so is your iPhone. Grow up, everything is made in China.

You're not the boss of tiger bot Hesh!

Yawn. Call me when someone comes up with a convincing theory about how Batman’s parents died. I’m getting tired of movies ignoring that plot hole. 

Are you tellin me that some Jewish dudes made a bread circle and boiled it first before bakin it?

They wouldn’t have to worry about that if they had robot bodies with the strength of six gorillas!

Then what does he eat with his Coco?

They’re not punk, and I’m telling everyone.

Does it really matter if we don’t know what Kinky Friedman thinks?

Society has been in a state of steady decline ever since the release of Barton Fink.  

All chaps are assless. Otherwise, they'd just be pants.

“Dis ain’t my dick in your back!”

“The man was an animal! At one point, he said, ‘Oh baby! Up your butt wit a coconut!’ I think he was PREPARED TO DO IT! Although I saw no coconut. There was no coconut to my knowledge..”

i for one am excited to see a woman play a bartender for once

30 Helens agree that Cats the Motion Picture will be an enjoyable evening at the show.

It is very strange that this website went down right after this article went up (as I was looking at it at the time). The controllers are standard controllers with buttons on the back that can be mapped to different button presses. I think the idea is that you can grip the controller more tightly and don’t have to…

Ahhh, the rarely seen Ruprecht Gambit, gutsy move.

“How do I keep my salad from getting tossed while I’m in the bathroom?”

Seems like a waste on a trip to Schenectedy, filling up on rotisserie chicken when you got some quality steamed hams in your future.

Small-batch, artisinal, organic spices for some.
Miniature American flags for others.