How does he keep up with the news like that?

I understood everything but capisce 

Don't rag on my chord

I literally made this dumb shit two days ago!

Holy shit! Now I do too!

Novak's Mirror

These babies know I used to be a piece of shit!

Eh, just looks like a piece of schist to me

If you cant fuck standing up do you belong at the Olympics?

Also "followed their noises"

Tturn it up!

Pale Hoz

Lol at "last 5 years"

Damn internet hoaxes. This popped up a couple weeks ago, turned out to be fake after I got bummed out. Then tonight I was like "bullshit"...and it was real. R.I.P. Diabolical Dr. Biz.

The Murano has sodium benzoate 

Its a garlic sauce

Eexactly. 

YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Clearly the number 23 magically gives people the ability to fly

Es la verdad