Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder

Was not expecting a Godspeed! reference

Fuck Talk with Fieri?

ooooh, i get jokes

starred for Sabado Gigante

nyet price

I'll bet dollars to doughnuts he gives that diaper to his daughter at her sweet 16 or her 18th birthday

I’ve made jalapeno popper pigs in a blanket before....not exactly the same, but I could see it working out as a corndog. If only I still had a fryer.

Everyone complaining about the $13 price tag....y’all saw that this is at Disneyland, right?

Based on the comments here he clearly underestimated the level of fondness people actually have for this show

I stopped reading after that. Had to do a double check just in case. Turns out "Mike Tyson Grill" is an old Madtv sketch. Not to mention "George Foreman" has pretty much been shorthand for any electric indoor grill thing since like 1997

Don’t put your dick in crazy.....4 times.

Haha...no shit the boner who pulls out his pubes and throws them at the audience is accused of sexual assault. Surprised it took this long.

“my wife is gonna start acting again so I used an AI to spew tech words to pretend I have something to do all day”

I was afraid this was coming. For some reason his mustache in the Goldbergs made me think something was going on. His role was also lessened and he didn’t seem to have the “oomph” he used to.

I had to stop watching at this episode last night/this morning ‘cause I was starting to fall asleep and I wanted to be wide awake for the lines: “Donnie says THEY’RE VACUUM’S” and (obviously) “Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiiieeees”

there used to be a tumblr called Craigslistmirrors and there was an alarming amount of “accidental” nudity from people trying to sell a full length mirror

I worked in a photo lab in Chicago in the early 00s. I ran about 15 rolls of film from this old jewish couple’s European vacation. 14 rolls were all concentration camp memorials, Anne Frank Museum, etc. The last roll of film was 24 photos of the VERY old man’s dick and balls in a brandy snifter in different positions

I keep thinking he’s about to be Blair Witched

Steal my keys, shame on you. Steal my car, shame on me.