I like to think you named the lamb “Andy”

I’m guessing she just pulled it out of her ass

see, what you do is use a White Claw as the soda in a vodka soda.

and tainted love

uhhh...picture discs have been around since the 80's

Stewart doing a more modernized race swapped Othello is far more of an interesting concept than “pretty white woman (unintentional pretty woman joke...but I’m keeping it) helps a bunch of other white people escape black land owners seems waaay more racist and tone deaf

I was nodding in agreement with a bunch of other points brought up in other comments above (semantics, not so vague racism, etc...) Then I read this and my head almost nodded clean off. Duh. This is clearly one of the major issues.

the letter writer at least said “Just to have something to do”

Mitch Kramer was the kid in Dazed and Confused. Norm's character in Dirty Work is Mitch Weaver

if this is a new, moderately upscale restaurant the bartender may not have the authority to comp anything. He may have needed to get the bar manager to even void the drink. Some bar managers are so far up their own asses when it comes to designing their bar menus that even if people constantly complain about how a…

Victor Von Netflix III, please

Mr. Rule, did it ever occur to you that some people might think it was DMX on certain songs, when in fact it was you?

ring a ding ding

“Where in the World is Matt Lauer?”....

not calling them Breaking Bad Company was a real misstep

First of all....it’s Edna Krabappel

Are they still practicing wage theft even without that schmuck? I stopped eating there once i found out about that and other ways they screwed their employees. As a service industry person that all clenched it. As a decent human, the rhino was the cherry on that asshole sundae

While I agree with you, I feel like at a certain point I would have just parked and taken care of whatever business I had inside (food, coffee, etc) that way you’d also see who was in line in front of you or whatever and then know that they were leaving and you could grab their spot

So, everything named Chevy Chase is just a rich, entitled, insufferable asshole?

Pretty sure Blake Shelton is scream singing about the new Ford trucks