LOL

So an auto-reply text kind of like those "out-of-office" email auto-replies?

"- the anxiety felt after cutting the umbilical chord between you and your smart phone."

Squirrel Girl...UGH. *tosses out some strychnine laden acorns*

"Molecular gastronomy which has given birth to spherical olives, drinkable popcorn, frozen Gruyere air, coconut soil and gelled fox meat..."

A salty...squirt...bursts in your...no. No, I can't do it.

"B" looks very angry and like he might hold a grudge...

Totes. Even rockin' a maternity blouse.

Totally done that! When I stopped used contact lenses I had a ton of those little cases around and they make great pill caddies when traveling or to toss in the desk at work.

Yes, but as with most things, it only matters if someone notices.

Thanks!

Oooo, can you find out what it is?

LOL This again? Must be a slow day.

I'm sure all cultures have gross traditions. Just because its a tradition doesn't make it not gross. LOL

Yup, and rude. Cover that shit up.

That should make them happy, since you'll be blasting your sonic boom sneezes from jail while they hold a nice quiet steak against their eye.

That's sounds totally cool and a lot like too much trouble. Are lists so hard?

What, no Ariel?

No.

LOL That's nothing, let's start another argument about what the Balrog's wings are made of. Because it matters. So. Much.