Yup! And rapists are now "unsolicited intercourse purveyors."

Oh, Bugs. If only we had listened.

I'll just leave this here.

I know the purple circus outfit would be too much for the big screen, but could they make Hawkeye even a *little* less boring visually?

+1 for Gandalfy goodness!

OMG I would pee if they named it Captain Van Wrinkle. Please, please, please name it this! lol

Well this is what they get for not being thorough. Quick, someone let some rats loose on Ball's Pyramid! Wow, that was an odd sounding sentence when spoken aloud...

I thought there was a big scandal with Dolphin about sending all user traffic records to China or something. Did that change?

Sandwich after, eh?

Are you lamenting that white guys aren't ballsy/stupid enough or that they are?

Well there's laws against him killing you too, but unfortunately laws don't actually protect you, they just provide for consequences against him.

Initial consult with a lawyer is often free. You can always ask to be sure. They can't bill you for the phone call to ask them when they start billing you. ;)

Bears as in Yogi / Smokey / Gentle Ben or bears as in Kevin Smith's friend Malcolm?

Even if it is a literal firewall (like the physical kind between apartments / row houses to prevent the spread of fire), I'm pretty sure the Android team can just walk around it.

Yup, Minecraft and Farmville just take up more of your day than is wise.

+1

It happened suddenly.

Awww, why thank ya! I'm here all week (unless I get banhammered). ;)

Yes! I'm so glad I can just recall all this off the top of my head 25 years later instead of say, algebra.

This 27-pound lobster could break a person’s arm with its claws..and frankly, that would be totally fair play.