Flugtag fail.

That's when you pull out the "I'm sorry, I kind of have a thing for numbers, that's why I booked this exact seat. Do you believe in the power of numbers? Let me tell you all about numerology and I can read your aura after. You look like you might identify strongly with the number 671, does that number mean anything…

Honestly, the worst thing about holiday air travel is all the people who apparently haven't flown since 9/11 or EVER picked up a newspaper/read a news website. They just CAN NOT BELIEVE HOW AWFUL THIS IS and insist on sharing their horror and disbelief at WHY ARE WE BEING TREATED LIKE CATTLE?

the best part is actually when the little kids watching the whole thing cheer for the angry angry man.

"Hey Doc, I get really bad anxiety while flying - is there anything you can do?"

There is no way a story with this headline could have been written by anybody else.

The 12 year old in me REALLY hopes there is a short and the lights on the wings go dead.

he too old! he too old! y'all know better!

Good points Mikey.

Nice work by Mallory (there's a reason this woman's my girlfriend!) to call this to Jalopnik and Travis's attention. I would agree and say this is everything that's wrong with "automotive journalism," except I don't believe such a thing exists.

(I'd love to get out of the grey for once, if someone would be so kind as to approve my post.)

I was surprised to find out that the Jetta wagon (a compact) actually comes within one inch of all rear passenger dimensions of the (midsize) Touareg and has .7 cubic ft MORE cargo space!

I did one press event last year for Chrysler, 2 week long trip for the launch of a bunch of 2014 models in SoCal. Those journalists were catered like no other. They were all staying at the Four Seasons hotel, had every meal, every drink paid for. Rumor was it cost around $3 million for everything during those 2 weeks.…

If they can pipe in some CO to give me that wonderful relaxed feeling, even better.

My money is on it shooting flaming bits of catalytic converter out the tailpipe when run hard for an extended period.

At least in case of the "TracKey" for the Boss 302, it didn't throw the car out of emissions compliance.

Not gonna happen. There's no way in hell they'd be allowed to sell a car with a feature which makes the car non-emissions-compliant.

FTFY

Are you trying to say that the Z06's "performance issues" are like certain Hawaiian shirt wearing 50 something's with money to blow?