Let’s be clear about something, Republicans. The GOP has the presidency and both houses of Congress and can’t even agree amongst themselves on a budget, which has fuck-all to do with Democrats. That is insane. Continuing resolutions are only supposed to be passed because you don’t have one of the Houses of Congress or…

Does anyone else skip the tweets in the Barf Bag? I just can’t do it. It’s the only thing I find peace in Trump-related: avoiding his tweets.

Trump wouldn’t be able to pass a basic civics test to become a citizen, but some people think he’s qualified to be the POTUS. I feel my post-election migraine getting worse.

That DeVos woman taught him well.

“People don’t realize, you know, the Civil War, if you think about it, why?”

Maybe it’s because he conflates Asia with East Asia and disregards that Asians also include Bangladeshis, Cambodians, Filipinos, Indians, Indonesians, Iranis, Iraqis, Malaysians, Nepalis, Pakistanis, Sri-Lankans, and Vietnamese.

“People don’t ask that question, but why was there a Civil War?”

We are being punk’d by a moron, his scheming daughter, and his gold-digging wife. As they say in the movie, “He’s so crooked, he could eat soup with a corkscrew.”

It makes sense Trump would want to kill off children’s education and health programs. If these things were allowed to succeed, they might seriously reduce the number of fat and stupid people in the future, which would seriously cut into the Republicans’ most important voting base.

“People don’t ask that question, but why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?”

“ It’s easy to get a big head if you’re rarely challenged. That said, I’m also aware of my own dumbness enough to know I probably shouldn’t run for president.”

You forgot “Never invade Russia during the winter time”

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

In late 2015 I posted on Facebook that Trump was like the crazy drunk uncle at Thanksgiving that families try to ignore. I was promptly unfriended by the cousin whom my husband refers to as ‘the crazy one’.

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Meanwhile, Obama looks on from the wings like…

The saving grace of this Administration is that nobody who’s remotely competent wants to come anywhere near this shitshow, so the damage they can do is limited on the domestic front. Unfortunately, the orange toddler still has the nuclear football.

I misread the headline. I thought this was A Tale of 2 White Broads, and expected these two. But then, they are The Simpleton’s chief advisors.