Yep. I bet she keeps a stash of 0h-my-god-i’m-fucking-married-to-gross-donald-trump blue happy pills (Valium) in the tips of those gloves.

oh my goddddddd

Melania looks amazing, but Kelleyanne’s Uncle Sam outfit - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

His infrastructure plan was a lie. Everything he says is a lie, until his next lie contradicts it.

This shit has Pence written all over it. That a-hole is whispering in Trump’s ear. He hates poor people, brown people, women, pretty any one who is not a white evangelical man.

Yes. He would never stage a press conference full of meaningless props, for example.

Which wasn’t even advertising since Trump steaks don’t exist anymore! They stopped making them years ago because they were gross and nobody bought them. Those steaks at the press conference were from a local butcher and still had their label on while Trump was calling them his.

The fact that he’s doing the same thing now as he was before he won the election is kind of suspicious. Maybe the behavior hasn’t changed because he always had a feeling he was going to win whether he wanted the job or not. Hmmmmmmm comrade hmmmmm 🤔

He has never had to work for anything in his life. He has lied and conned his way through life, with a healthy dose of luck and timing.

And... Corey? Core-ster? Cor-a-rino? Core-meister?

“trump isn’t going to pretend to be human. He’s also not going to actually be human.”

I think that would probably be illegal since it would mean they’d pay his company and would be a conflict of interest... I just read what I wrote and realized that they won’t give a fuck and do it regardless.

Translation: trump isn’t going to pretend to be nice. He’s also not going to actually be nice.

His whole adult life has been a staged fucking event.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

You can’t stick your fingers in your ears to other people’s problems and rage-vote because you aren’t getting your way then get upset when everyone treats you and your cohorts like the petulant children you are acting like.

Love the suggestion on Twitter that Tara Strong should join in by reading Kellyanne Conway quotes as Harley Quinn.

The fact that so far Trump has not attacked Hammil on Twitter proves that maybe that’s the guy and the fandom that even the orange lunatic knows better than to mess with.

I don’t actually laugh at the Joker-voice-Trump Tweet Readings. I just marvel at how it sounds exactly like it was a line written for the Joker.

I laugh to keep from crying.