Yep. I bet she keeps a stash of 0h-my-god-i’m-fucking-married-to-gross-donald-trump blue happy pills (Valium) in the tips of those gloves.

oh my goddddddd

Melania looks amazing, but Kelleyanne’s Uncle Sam outfit - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

His infrastructure plan was a lie. Everything he says is a lie, until his next lie contradicts it.

This shit has Pence written all over it. That a-hole is whispering in Trump’s ear. He hates poor people, brown people, women, pretty any one who is not a white evangelical man.

Yes. He would never stage a press conference full of meaningless props, for example.

Which wasn’t even advertising since Trump steaks don’t exist anymore! They stopped making them years ago because they were gross and nobody bought them. Those steaks at the press conference were from a local butcher and still had their label on while Trump was calling them his.

The fact that he’s doing the same thing now as he was before he won the election is kind of suspicious. Maybe the behavior hasn’t changed because he always had a feeling he was going to win whether he wanted the job or not. Hmmmmmmm comrade hmmmmm 🤔

He has never had to work for anything in his life. He has lied and conned his way through life, with a healthy dose of luck and timing.

And... Corey? Core-ster? Cor-a-rino? Core-meister?

“trump isn’t going to pretend to be human. He’s also not going to actually be human.”

I think that would probably be illegal since it would mean they’d pay his company and would be a conflict of interest... I just read what I wrote and realized that they won’t give a fuck and do it regardless.

Translation: trump isn’t going to pretend to be nice. He’s also not going to actually be nice.

His whole adult life has been a staged fucking event.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

It’s really sad, because every first lady has not only been poised and educated, but has worked actively on their platform. I hate “just say no” with the fury of a thousand suns, but that campaign still came from a genuine if misguided heart. Hillary Clinton was probably the most influential first lady in modern…

It was nice to have an intelligent, well-read man in the WH.

The gap between Obama, a true scholar, a man of unwavering integrity, hope, a profound sense of what the word justice means, (see his nonviolent crime drug related charges pardons) and then the comparison to the vile filthy, racist, mysoginist, that makes a living off shorting anyone and everybody that he ever met.

A society raised on “reality TV” and can’t wait for the next installment. I stopped giving my fellow Americans credit for brains long ago.

AKA Summa Cum Daddy.