The lack of side mirrors will never make it to production.

no kidding, its my 3 year olds favorite movie too and im just like this is all actually happening

Makes watching Cars 3 (my 3yo daughter’s FAVORITE movie) all the more impacting.

Patrick and I thank you for your service.

I just wired all my cash to a secure escrow account for four Veyrons and feel like a total fool.

Aaaand... coffee on the monitor again. A+. Take my star.

This is good, nay, great Jalopnik.

Eva Green is made of magic.
I don’t care what you say. I assume you saw Sin City?

This is why I still have hope for Jalopnik: when the focus isn’t on the unicorn tears requirement, but the idea that anyone could think Brosnan was the best Bond.

Pierce? For serious? 

Fuck it. I want the wood trim to be made by smashed Stradivariuses, with the lacquer made from the tear of music “connoisseurs” everywhere.

Great. Jesse will have to overnight parts from Japan and Germany now.

Isn’t a 4-cyl Supra a Celica?

“Papa John Has Regrets.”

I’m not your pal, fwiend

McLaren hasn’t made a bad car yet.

Now What?

I want SL in Mercedes speak to mean super light again