I like Kamala as a character, but she has serious Mary Sue vibes in Marvel’s Avengers.

This isn’t an ending spoiler. This all happens in the first half of the game.
And next time feel free not to read the article that says it’s going to be about the plot of something you don’t want to know the plot of yet.

Maybe you’ll just get heavily flamed for ignoring the giant purple “SPOILER WARNING!” banner that precedes the spoilers. Because that’s on you.

As Flytrap “says”, Keeanu played Constantine before. All you really need is somebody who can be charming, British, and a bit of a bastard. Also, will need to be able to kiss men and women with equal aplomb.

Although they were clearly designed for a younger audience, I thought the Sarah Jane Adventures did a great job of expanding the Who universe and would have liked to have seen her companions be companions for the Doctor, at least for an arc or so.

Torchwood gets all the love, but the Sarah Jane spin-off is the one I…

Is it the penis or the butthole that bothers you?

You are right... it is a dick of you.

Why call Polanski a “controversial director”?

shut the fuck up

So you’re just going to leave that there, huh?

1) It’s the first trailer for Ghostbusters: Afterlife

And yet you just can’t help but defend yourself, because deep in your heart you know how desperately small you are. 

If that is a point of pride for you, I have some terrible news. 

Research assistants aren’t elected officials, bub!

It’s a research assistant job for those looking to pursue law or politics, and I notice that you’re not bragging about your time at law school, so I guess things didn’t work out?

So you moved from the lowest rung on the totem pole to the second-lowest rung on the totem pole, Legislative Assistant? 

Yeah, what a loser, helping people with their education. How embarrassing for them, I can’t even believe they show their face.

Oooh, 29 and uncomfortable with slang! You’re so not like the other girls. A real iconoclast.

Please PLEASE find another example of me calling something virtue signaling. I’ve used that phrase maybe twice this entire year including the time above.

I don’t and didn’t.