I like Kamala as a character, but she has serious Mary Sue vibes in Marvel’s Avengers.

You are right... it is a dick of you.

shut the fuck up

And yet you just can’t help but defend yourself, because deep in your heart you know how desperately small you are. 

If that is a point of pride for you, I have some terrible news. 

Research assistants aren’t elected officials, bub!

It’s a research assistant job for those looking to pursue law or politics, and I notice that you’re not bragging about your time at law school, so I guess things didn’t work out?

So you moved from the lowest rung on the totem pole to the second-lowest rung on the totem pole, Legislative Assistant? 

Yeah, what a loser, helping people with their education. How embarrassing for them, I can’t even believe they show their face.

Oooh, 29 and uncomfortable with slang! You’re so not like the other girls. A real iconoclast.

Please PLEASE find another example of me calling something virtue signaling. I’ve used that phrase maybe twice this entire year including the time above.

I don’t and didn’t.

bunch of virtue signaling douches

Much as I hate the “OK Boomer” thing (because we done ruined it really quickly), yep.

Fuck off

After using a Steel Series H wireless headset and now the Arctis Pro it’s hard to give up not just wireless headsets, but redundant batteries (one in the charger one in the headset). Though I am happy to see battery lengths pushed, especially from Sennheiser, love their products. 

The only thing I need to hear less than Old Town Road, is Old Town Road sung by Ninja in a mask followed by Jenny McCarthy talking.

This was just a normal Shadowrun session.

Counter-point.

No Peggle 2 dude?