That is not how that situation goes down in real life. No way.

Right?! In a show with vampires, faeries, werewolves and shapeshifters, that might have been the one scene that stretched credibility the most.

Real World Location of Fangastia?

Sam didn't only Dear John it, that might as well be a post-it note.

I'm sorry. I can't. Don't hate me.

Pro: "You bleed on this jacket, you buy it." Can we get a Pam-A-Day calendar?

"Con: This is the second to last titles. *Breathes into paper bag*"

If Bon Temps wore pants, Sookie would be it's wet fart.

Did I just walk into the barrens chat room or what?!

That's a fake laugh.

Here's another Andy-Holly travel wonder... If the lake house is outside of OKC (i.e. not in town), how did their kids get there in the first place? THE TRUCK IS STILL PARKED AT FORT BELLFLEUR! It's not like they flew or rode their bikes. I thought Andy was a Sheriff... He should've been able to piece this shit…

As if Welcome to Night Vale wasn't sexy enough all on its own.

It's all pro.

This article is loaded with gold:

Eric & Sookie, Season 2.

I just can't with Sookie. When Lala called her an angel of death he was right. And no amount of ample slut shaming her on the show will make me feel one ounce of sympathy for her. It does not cover up the fact that her bad decision making leads to death for the people around her.