You can play a similar game with OUaT as you do with fortune cookies. Only instead of adding "in bed" to the end of the fortune, you just add "because magic!" to the end of all descriptions of plot lines.

If I end up disappointed, it won't be the fault of the score. I consider Giacchino to be quite talented and a good choice. If he pays homage to the immaculate theme that Williams crafted 21 years ago, he'll be fine. Sure, it would have been better if they could have had Williams doing it, but Disney is surely…

I was fine with this trailer and not really sold on the movie.

With every musical number they do, the more convinced I am that next season is going to be American Horror Story: Glee, where in the AHS regulars get cast as the Glee characters in a hypersexualized and violent reboot.

Let's not forget the unexpected Marvel crossover in this episode where in we find out that Emma is actually Jubilee from the X-Men, and thus, is more awful than before.

I might have yelled at my TV, telling the young versions of Helga and Gerda to run the hell away when I saw that the young Snow Queen was being played by the same actress who played Lizzie the Littlest Psychopath on The Walking Dead.

Not to mention the fact that it is a rare visual nod as far as costuming goes when it comes to having other characters in outfits that are similar to their Disney counterpart.

I could actually accept and enjoy the inclusion of characters from Frozen into the insanity of OUAT if only the writers would do something original with it. Instead, we're being treated to week after week of ham-handed "wink, wink...nudge, nudge" references to the movie. There was NO damn reason to have Wandering…

After these past two episodes, I would watch an Edward Mordrake spinoff. I want to be him when I grow up.

I'm curious as to what you think the plethora of "really clever things" that they've been doing this season in all of four episodes. Granted, that puts us at just under the halfway point for the fall story arc, but when I look at the past four episodes, I can come up with maybe a handful of moments that I would…

I want more of the radio station in every episode and to find out who the DJ is!

The system works wonderfully for keeping the game play fresh at times by pulling the rug out from under you when you slip up and end up dead. I've found myself on the verge of starting over because one captain (Bubol of the Pit) has seriously capitalized on my errors and now has a savage assortment of Strengths that…

That's a fair standard of measurement, considering the acts of rampant stupidity weren't as numerous or severe as they oft times are.

Upon review, he had the umbrella. Which he could tuck into his armpit like any sane and rational person does when they are carrying an umbrella and need to use both hands for something.

I yelled at my TV 5 times during the course of this episode.

Whoa. Whoa. I'm having CRAZY ideas based on what you just said and it made me realize why the Anna and Charming stuff was bugging me so much.

People who use phrases like "with all due respect" never actually mean it. Case in point is above.

Of course, at no point in time in the prior three seasons did they ever bother to let us know that Storybrooke had an evil butcher and an evil ice cream shop owner. Obviously this would never have come up before.

Died for the first time in the first 20 minutes after the prologue/tutorial. Probably the same way most everyone dies the first time: fighting some basic Uruks and then getting snuck up on by a ranked Uruk.

I may have actually watched this on my couch and bounced so hard that I fell on the floor and hurt myself.