Hoping to get this for Father’s Day. Hope it includes my category: Dad Your Friends Unfathomably Think Is Interesting. I can hear Young ’Un Morse grinding his teeth when his classmates compliment me (especially for my weird European sneakers or little British clown car).

Asking in all sincerity: Is this self-dramatizing what it takes to be a writer? So many people live through so much hardship without a complaint. These two writers come off especially flimsy as people.

Seriously.

You kids ruined a perfectly good word: jism.

Can we talk for a second about his hair?

What about toxic “sympathy”?

A.P.A. was wrong about homosexuality. (Other things too.)

Wait.

Technology has to be taken on faith, not sensibly interrogated.

Tracy doesn’t do even-handedness.

Pains me to think it, but I believe this is what Jordan Peterson was telling these dopes to do: stop whining and at the very least, wash your ass.

I saw this on Phineas and Ferb. It was hilarious. Because it was true.

Jadaveon Clowney and Kentavious etc. should form a company: Kentavadaveon.

Dating’s a little different, no?

I get a bad vibe from this director.

LOL.

I hope Beyonce’s work holds up. She seems like a good sort.

Jokermobile!

Feels like the usual “technology will solve all the problems” without considering the problems are structural (relying on cheap credit to prop up a market for products no one can afford) and therefore unlikely to be fixed by a “magic” app.

You must live in Mass.