Pshh.

Not to mention her mother-in-law is 30 years older, a grandmother, and freaking sweet.

“Chipperly.”

Always wanted to ask: What exactly did you do on The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle?

Makes me miss Bowie more than ever.

Yeah, but Russians, man. Have you ever watched the YouTubes of Russian traffic accidents? Let’s just say the national attitude toward catastrophe is a little blasé.

Sit and stay.

How did everybody get so damn crazy?

This.

I hear you!

Why do I have the feeling this is another fossilized business model Amazon could sweep in and gut?

Cheap credit was the American economy for the last 30 years or so. It powered production as much as consumption. As that disappears, the last shaky leg under this economy is being kicked out. In the future, the U.S. will probably be a lot more like a South American country than a Western European one: total wealth…

Exactly.

HAW!

Yeah, but relying on spell-check for this story is so meta.

Some of Jerry’s analogies could use more seasoning.

Yup.

If the press is going to make up stories about real people, those people should get, well, royalties.

Ah! The Black Rock Coalition! Good times.

Spooky.