Can we shuffle the identity cards here and put Professional Writer first so we don’t have to strain ourselves justifying this?

Thank you for asking.

Couldn’t agree more.

Yeah. Hate to go into my usual conservative shtick here, but:

I have nothing but respect for the Kardashian-Jenners, but the female energy around that way is so concentrated that it just breaks men down at an organic level. Which doesn’t sound like the worst way to go, but still. Even a mama’s boy like Kanye never had a chance.

Does she even need a plan?

You, my friend, are like butta, in the wit dept.

This is a very good point.

I like his coat. It looks like toast.

Man, I hope you’re talking about WALL-E.

I think the difference here is that Gaga is the very picture of iron will.

I can only imagine the constant assaults on her peace of mind this young lady has endured since entering show business. Direct, tactless commentary on her appearance from fans, media, peers, and undoubtedly managers and promoters. She must never be able to shut out that constant roar of being told she’s not pretty…

Tell me about it.

Chevalier Theatre’s a big deal.

I liked your words right until you threw “milking” into the dick context.

LOL.

It’s a relief to hear that not everything in that post was true. It was pretty harrowing reading.

I hear that.

A good point that should be obvious.

Isn’t she shifting her public persona away from Gaga and more toward Stefani these days? I get the sense that she’s a more secure, “inner-directed” version of herself now and far less interested in artifice as her chief mode of expression.