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There are two problems with Stadia.

Can you rebuild Deadspin and all of its traffic?

Ok crafty Kotaku readers, you know what must be done. Custom pink seat covers for Fahey’s power chair. Go!

Hey Mike, hope you’re doing well man. Hopefully someday you’ll get to sit in a cute pink chair with whatever hot new franchise is out there.

This sound like something a Ghost would say to throw us off. 

If I ever hear this motherfucker say “Whiffenpoofs” one more god damn time I swear

Wonder if they’ll fire these two hosts as well....I mean, gotta stay consistent, right?

As a gay man, I’d like to apologize on behalf of our community to everyone who makes an effort not to be offensive, makes a slip-up, and gets pummeled to death by every queer person within range.

The only thing in this article that I completely believe:

That’s a lot of over-cooked pork.

So fans likely have Tom Holland to thank for reminding a couple of big wigs that they he could still stand to make a ton of money

If the dude in the Despicable Me costume has some sort of verifiable history of being a racist piece of shit, then good on Universal for firing his bigoted ass. The morons who claim “lol we’re doing it ironically” don’t understand how irony works, namely that they can’t be ironic about being racist if they really

Old man, here. I’ll have to admit,...this just sounds too relentlessly fucking loud.

I thought Cube World’s tighter focus and RPG elements would take the stuff I did like about Minecraft—its procedurally-generated worlds and a feeling of real boundlessness—and reign them into something more structured.

Instead of deriding people for thinking that’s stressful, you should be celebrating the fact that that’s the least of a person’s problems. Their food, shelter, and health needs have basically been met and they’re in no danger of immediate peril, nor do they seem to be in danger of losing loved ones. It’s a good age to

Aron hosted a podcast called 7th Rule that was all about Star Trek. His co-host was his DS9 buddy Cirroc Lofton. Aron was not just a great addition to the Trek cast of characters, he was an enthusiastic and devoted fan of the franchise. What a sad loss. 

You remember Airplane! for the the jokes, but the jokes are built around a tightly structured spoof of ‘70s disaster movies. If the movie were just a day in the life of various zany characters at the airport, it might still be funny, but almost certainly a worse movie.

Reporter: Tom, do you like Don Trump?