Making W. look like a decent person just may be Trump’s most impressive feat yet. The guy’s hands are still soaked in blood, but hey, he tends to talk in complete sentences!

Yeah, “ignorance is strength” is. We’re probably not too far off from “slavery is freedom” and “war is peace”

Every day this administration plunges us deeper into a Soviet-style disinformation campaign.

The Ayn Rand of the Latinx wall-building world

Hot Men Rubbing Themselves With Falafels

Good. I am sick and tired of left-wing eggheads pushing their biased “save the planet” agenda.

I swear I won’t stop fighting until people start eating turkeys for Christmas.

A hard fought gain in the War on Christmas

As the father of daughters, I understand just how wrong it is to slice paper thin strips of flesh off women and pass it off as prosciutto at the farmer’s market.

These people have lost their minds.

The invisible hand of the free market will decide which children get kidney cancer, just as God intended.

This is fine. Everything is totally fine.

Next: Trump names Arpaio head of ICE

The Brits would beg to differ.

Pigskin

Let's get retarded in here, indeed.