Word on the street is that Bob Dylan is suing Petty for stealing his sound: oblique lyrics mumbled in a nasal voice. Michael Stipe is filing an amicus brief to Dylan's suit.

Well played, sir.

Ol' Bon Jovi gave Tommy and Gina another shoutout in his song "It's My Life" where he praises them for "not backin' down". Apparently they made it after all.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet Caroline, TUSK TUSK TUSK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Loves Me With His Rock"

A song from his first solo album called "Russians", with the chorus, "It seems like an unthinkable thing to do, if the Russians love their children too."

A group of gospel singers came together a few months later to record an anti-abortion song/album called "Do Something Now". It was likewise awful.

Noddin' his head like "yeah"…as Miley Cyrus would say…which would be the soundtrack to pop culture Hell for me!

That moment when John Belushi gave Stephen Bishop EXACTLY what he deserved for all his crimes against music…

Uh, the song "Puff the Magic Dragon" was NOT a 70s song, having had its chart run in 1963.

The "Norwegian Wood" was some joker named Sven who cock-blocked Lennon.

"Diarrhea of a Nobody". That sounds like some really bad emo band from the 90s.

The main thing I remember about that song was Beavis and Butthead's immediate dismissal…"I know a guy, his hair is orange, he sucks."

And that was why it was emblematic of those middle seasons. The writers had come to rely on "shocking twist" endings and that response to her firing was a REALLY cheap attempt at shooting for a "water cooler moment" to get people talking.

There was a Western made in the 60s with the late Roy Orbison wielding a trick guitar with a gun inside the neck…"The Fastest Guitar Alive". That was literally the plot, the six-string was loaded!

Cue Elisabeth Rohm aka Serena Southerlyn on her way out the door…"Is it because I'm a lesbian?"

It does not make them drunks. I never said that. You are the one who used the phrase "they don't drink". Yeah, not a one of them got drunk, but they have had alcoholic beverages, that's all.

There was that episode where Willie opened up that winery and everyone seemed to know their way around a wine tasting.

Kurt Elizabeth Hummel…"Glee"