As a long-time nurse I can tell you the mother’s reaction is very common.  There’s a lot of anger involved in the grief over a death like this (because it was so totally preventable), and the person grieving cannot begin to face that they are angry at the person who died.  So they turn that anger onto something else. …

See me, I’m here for the flopping. I love football when a defensive lineman throws his arms up to exaggerate a legal hold to make it look illegal or when a receiver times his movement to create a bump for a flag. Hockey is at its best when guys hold onto sticks to draw hooking penalties. Basketball? EVEN MORE…

If you want weird shapes you should lookup the gerrymandered congressional district version.

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I can get an 8 pack of hot dogs at Kroger for 2.50, boil them all for a week’s worth of provisions, and then let the hotdog water ferment for a couplefew months and end up with a potent and tasty beverage just in time for October baseball. All I’m sayin’ is if you’re spending good money’ for your hot dog liquor,…

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

There are no stakes in any movie because they’re all made up stories with actors playing make belief.

The Raptors have been in the league for about 20 years now. They have contributed two things to the NBA.

Somehow this “lazy” version is more work than normal lasagna, and only slightly less work than making the noodles and ricotta from scratch (which I often do).

My recipe I make for cookouts. Make it in an 5 gallon Igloo water jug.

My father-in-law was always a huge dick to waitstaff. Since he’s old, he thinks prime rib dinners should be $1 and gets upset when they aren’t. Finally, in front of the waiter he was treating like shit I said, “I want a separate check, I don’t want my food spit in because you are being an fucking prick. The waiter…

Are you required to ask me at least 7 questions as I check out, thus ensuring that I never, ever set foot in the actual store ever again? I just wanted to buy an apron for my dad, man. Nobody helped me on the floor, I don’t want the credit card, yes, I get the catalog, no you can’t have my email, no I don’t want to…

You should check out the documentary “The Search for General Tso” goes quite in depth about how Chinese-American food came to be. It’s currently on Netflix.

Guys...come on. Do a modicum of research

I’m sure Obama would be willing to concede that point for the sake of making people’s lives better. People who give a shit about history will still know who made this happen. People who don’t give a shit about history will at least support something that is making people’s lives better even if they don’t realize what…

Unless you consistently ‘work’ 3600 seconds per hour you should be able to understand why making someone do more work than typical, while not requiring them to stay extra time, is still dickish. People like having free time while on the clock, in fact I do everything in my power to minimize the time I spend at work…

Zlatan is extremely likeable.

So sayeth Zlatan.

Those with a sense of humor.