Since the only knowledge Cuomo seems to posess relates to (1) being disgustingly handsy, and (2) hanging on to a job like a tick, I’m having a hard time seeing what’s going to take two weeks to “hand over.”

I mean, I’D love that, but a huge contingent of Jeopardy’s audience is strictly “get to the fucking trivia and stay out of its way,” and we all know Conan wouldn’t do that.

If I was that rich, I would use the money to hire hobos to crash old junkers into the cars of people who don’t signal when they change lanes.

What in the fuck is this nonsensical article? Article summed up:

“It’s also unclear what the focus of the biopic would be.”

Such a strange write-up! The movie doesn’t have to be for anyone except for the people doing it who think it’s an interesting story. I’m not saying this will be a great movie, but often the best movies are those which illuminate people and stories we don’t know. In its snark, this article is dangerously close to…

It seems we’ve all been duped, bamboozled and hoodwinked when it comes to DaBaby’s remorseful statement to the LGBTQ community.

Ditto, it’s very unclear what actually happened based on that text. It’s clear he fucked ho and hurt her but is this just a bad breakup/a case of one person thinking it was more then just casual. Or was this an assault. Can’t really say and really not my place too.  

I can’t tell from text whether the perceived injury is from emotional dishonesty or physical assault or sexual coercion. None of which are good,but are substantially different from one another.

The language of public denials is driven by reactionary mobs.

but as the audio is in Swedish—Kinnaman is Swedish-American, and Davis (whose birth name is Gabriella Magnusson) is Swedish-Jamaican—it’s difficult at present to verify what’s being said.

I too have given watching the Olympics my best shot. From the disjointed coverage, the constant spoilers showing up on my phone 17 hours before the event airs on TV and the near constant coverage of volleyball in all its formats, I’ve run out of steam.

Good point; it was.

With all the ink spilled on the space operas and superhero films, I would like it if someone tried to analyze why the Beauty and the Beast remake was as popular as it was, because that ended up being one of the saddest moviegoing experiences I’ve ever had. The half-full opening morning audience I was with was mostly…

I don’t care how many people I piss off with this hot take, I’m gonna do it:

I gotta say, I didn’t care for Eureka’s Divine, and could easily have seen her in the bottom (especially as I didn’t enjoy her runway look either). It’s not that she did a bad impersonation of Divine, it’s just that it didn’t play well in the situation. She wasn’t really reacting to the material she was fed, she was…

I think Burton got really caught up with the idea of it thanks to the Twitter popularity, and the important and very much needed position of being a host that isn’t some middle aged white guy. Still, he didn’t do as well as expected and TV shows should absolutely not listen to online chatter for advice. 

I also don’t really like when people demand gigs like that. I do think it would’ve been important for them to hire someone who isn’t a bland white man, but I also think they could’ve given some non-celebrities a shot at hosting 

He can’t. He hates women, so he can’t.

Yep, it must be that tremendous amount of sneaky Jew dark money. That’s why Brown was able to outraise Turner... (checks notes) I mean Turner was able to outraise Brown by nearly 2/1... Well, the sneaky Jew dark money clearly gives you a bang for your buck. It can’t have been Turner’s platform, lack of local political…