hahaha, i have a great impression of Dale, which is basically me flapping my arms wildly and whining “andreaaaaaaaa, you can’t make your own decisions! andreaaaaaaa, you have no right to autonomy!!!”

I can’t decide if I want to marry her, fuck her, or be her.

Freaking Helen. Honestly I could watch Kate McKinnon do this all damn day.

Counterpoint: the lob is a thing of beauty...always

Last year 70,000 women were assaulted by illegal immigrants.

Well, maybe not, but people don’t like it when you outright assert with certainty that how they approach the world is driven by rank tribalism.

Frankly, we can think whatever we like. The result will be the same: She played herself. This was her second, hell, maybe even third chance to get in the game and get back to slaying for the people.

Lager. Don’t give them any credit.

Thanks, you’re the perfect embodiment of what this post is rightfully mocking. Good job!

My god, that article is infuriating.

I got unfriended by a woman I have known my entire life because I asked her not to say that ALL Muslims and ALL middle easterners are terrorists. I got called out for being the PC police and infringing on her freedom of speech (obviously I was doing neither) and she blocked me. What gets me is probably her favorite…

Your username is giving me so much joy now and will continue to do so for a long while, I suspect.

not adding anything to your comment/this discussion, just popping over to say YOU HAVE THE BEST USERNAME, mazel tov

How about we talk about Lizzy Seeberg instead?

I don’t know, man. Brian Kelly isn’t one to just leave people twisting in the wind.

To me it seems to come from the actor’s inherent ambivalence to the role, which comes across in the quotes from the interview with her. It’s a dominating song, sung without consideration for audience or opinion—it is about owning identity and owning the role of Frank. The delivery here is almost forced, as if Cox…

Schilling is the same guy who went absolutely batshit insane when his daughter was the subject of social media trolls a little while ago. Yet he has no problem with the Trumpster drooling over young girls. Why, it’s almost like Curt’s a giant goddamn hypocrite!

This is horrifying, but let me pause for a minute:

And this is why my registered Republican father who has voted that way most of my life is voting for HRC.