My dad subscribed to CR when I was a youngin’, and they’ve always included a few, “Wait, WTF?” choices in their lists. I remember the two of us laughing at one point because the incoming version of a car (I can’t remember which one) required 6 turns of the handle to roll up the window (I’m old), but the outgoing…

Mine would be an irish green 991.2 4S manual with powerkit (450hp), blue/chalk leather interior, full mahogany wood interior, PCCB, sport chrono, bucket carbonfiber seats, a series of tasty aftermarket mods (OEM carbonfiber painted hood & roof, lightweight battery, wheels & akrapovic exhaust). Then a part-only safari…

The Ford Super Duty and the Prius can get there.

Nah but for real if Xbox doesn’t give Helldivers 2 a port so we can play, I swear to god!

I have currently a 2019 RAM Rebel, BMW F82 (M4 coupe), and Honda CR-V along with several motorcycles.

@NotLewisHamilton - get one, but don’t hold out for the most expensive models. A base Carrera is plenty of car - I’d argue that anything water-cooled (blasphemy I know) is a great buy and has plenty of creature comforts to go with the performance. And believe it or not they are pretty easy/inexpensive to work on in…

Loads of new choices for just a bit more money and you get a new honda.

Most rockets can make it to mars... carrying a live crew that lives through the trip is another story.

Ahem...

Not sure why you didn’t mention the Escape has a plug-in option as well at $40.5k MSRP and is the only one in the lineup that qualifies for a tax rebate, putting it’s starting price down to $36.750 and making it the cheapest plug-in option of the list. It’s just missing AWD, so if you need that the Tucson is the best…

Time to setup some “wildlife” streaming cameras.

We live on a rural dirt road in CO and have to deal with dumped sofas, mattresses, beer cans, Fireball bottles and, recently, tubs of used hydraulic oil all the damn time. Would love to catch these assholes in the act.

This seems like more work than just bringing them back to the marina and throwing them out? They are already in bins... why didn’t they just leave them there? Maybe afraid about underage drinking charges?

I’m guessing #1-#15 involve the police, right?

Abby and Jose got nothing on Wyatt’s Towing here in CO.

This guy sounds like he would do the bear minimum

Hello, fellow humans! My name is Mr. Realguy Notabear, and I am a professional salmon fisherman. I would like to volunteer my human services in removing the accidentally deposited lunch from this creek. I will use my large, clawed, human hands to swipe the fish out of the creek, then remove them professionally,…

Holy shitballs.

How did the Saab Aero-X not end up on this list?

I’m still salty that Subaru had the gall to release this WRX concept 10 years ago: