That’s “Fuckitall/Invincible” confidence. Not really based in reality. I used to be like that, but deep down I was terrified of what the future held. 

what’s another name for cats that also is a crude name for a woman’s genitals? Something that men want their cars to attract. Something that could be lost in translation maybe?

Hey Man, the Lumineers are at least interesting to listen to. Mumford and Sons just reminds me of this meme:

I back into most spots... this is dumb sometimes, like when I go to Costco and need to open the back of my SUV and can’t fit the cart between the cars.

The #1 thing people seem to not know, is that You Can Try Again... You don’t have to leave your car the way it was right after you pulled in... if you parked over the lines, at a dramatic angle, too far out, you are LEGALLY allowed to back up and straighten you car out.

That’s some quality customer service there, Justin. 

I’m a car person and still don’t get their naming scheme... mostly because I don’t give a shit anymore. 

The word you’re looking for is “Liberated”. 

And Vermont... and Washington.... and Canada... and Alaska...

Man that infuriated me when I was looking for my Subaru LGT about 10 years ago. Auto selling websites should just ask “Does it have 3 pedals?” and then mark if it’s manual or auto. 

Never sell land to the federal government, only lease. 

I’m sure the engineers and scientists at Johnson Space Center are not your typical Texans. 

This.

Let me introduce you to a little thing called “The Keystone XL Pipeline”. https://www.narf.org/cases/keystone/

Kermit the Frog caused 9/11 - 

Some people just want to watch the world their face burn.

The one and only time i’ve ever ran out of fuel was about 2 weeks ago while I was solo test driving a 2021 Jeep GC Trailhawk. I knew when I left the dealership that it needed fuel, but I hoped I would be able to make a quick 6 mile loop. It died on me while getting on an onramp... Joy. I ended up buying it still…

The H2 also costs a lot more; starting at around $30k. 

Where is the Remote Starter deal???

Where is the Remote Starter deal???

I love center consoles... with that said, they don’t need to be as freaking large as this one and should definitely utilize the space more. Like, put in a mini fridge or something...