I ended up getting a CBR600RR... which was a mistake in and of itself. That lasted about 2 years until I met the side of a Jeep Grand Cherokee that pulled out in front of me. 

The fact that I’m not a small dude gave me the feeling they were trying to bullshit me. I ended up taking a Victory Judge for a ride and then left and went to a Honda dealership and (stupidly) bought a CBR600RR

Now that you mention it, I remember reading something about that.

I work with an asshole that recently bought one with the “Loud Douche Exhaust” option. He parks in the company garage and revs it while he rolls it back into his spot. The noise is painful enough that I’ve thought about a worker comp claim. 

Something about the fact that HD’s sales force are mostly white, middle aged men that look to be 5 seconds away from calling someone a snowflake or the N word and I just have a hard time seeing “Millennials” even stepping foot into a Harley dealership.

Honestly, I think they screwed up by going with all this Q and QX nonsense. It’s the most confusing naming scheme and even now I still don’t know what each vehicle is. The should have stuck with the M, G, FX and EX as they kind of meant something. 

“Be more social, more willing to engage with people who you disagree with in a manner which doesn’t devolve into insults and talking past one another.”

RWD = raised hump and less floor space. I’m surprised their even AWD. The next one should be electric. 

I was originally going to come down here and say “Since ALL Corvettes are targa, there really isn’t a point to making the car uglier by buying the convertible...” but damn... it’s actually great looking with the top up or down... like... Aside from the weird looking air intake, it’s pretty damn gorgeous. Well done…

Try “They were just fired for stealing company IP and I’m going through their emails to find co-conspirators. Did you speak to them often?”

You mentioned that the X5 doesnt match the towing capacity, but then you didn’t note the towing capacity... care to elaborate?

My brother and I moved from our own houses into a duplex we bought together and I drove this. Aside from that I drive my F-150 and 25' camper trailer all the time.

Who is filming this! Stop moving the camera so much and get a damn stabilizer. It’s like a fight scene from the Borne Identity.  

Being 6'3" I always opt to pay extra for the upgraded aisle seats in economy plus. These come with extra perks like unlimited drinks and entertainment. Aside from being moved to business or first, there’s zero chance I’m switching with someone... the person next to me can switch with the other parties. 

So nice you said it twice... 

Maybe we have kinetic impactors in orbit. A 20 foot long tungsten rod dropped from space would ruin a lot of peoples day. Plus, that could explain what the X37 has been up to. 

This is the 340M Sport of the V series. It is not the M3 competitor. You know this to be true. 

You Hand stitched the steering wheel! You sir are a mad man.