Something something blunder, something something fired. Did I do it right?

And don’t forget how much everybody misses my old screen-name and avatar! I dont want to say I was super popular, but...and now I can’t even get ungrayed.

I, Justin Vernon, am willing to chip in $00000 Million.

Cookie Monster

i like when i click on an article expecting an av club article and then i’m on kotaku reading something that feels like it was written by an alien.

wait, no, i hate that. it’s like if i wanted to read a kotaku article i could actually just go to kotaku to read it under my own power.

Or as test humans in the high speed transport tube he goes on about.

Hey, if those nerdbros could raise $200 million to remake Star War they not have rights to, surely we can get enough money together to buy AV Club.

*sniff* Has it really been 25 years...















OF COCK!?

21 Things We Learned Working in Sealab 2021.

I got five bucks. I think that’ll buy me The Takeout, at least. 

I JUST got un-greyed about half an hour ago. D’oh!

Personally I appreciate having to install a Chrome extension in order to have a remotely coherent comment system. It keeps me on my toes.

For all the A.V. Club staff. I know these are worrying and uncertain times, but it was obvious from the outside that you were getting fucked by corporate at Univision, which has been striping the site of everything that made it special and has been turning it into an empty shell. Now, you may still have an opportunity…

Dump the Gawker sites, go back to the old commenting system and I'll chip in a couple grand. Who's with me?

Are you guys sure you want to court Elan Musk? You could all end up working in a tiny submarine built in a weekend out of spare spaceship parts. 

I wouldn’t buy you because you keep me grey even though I’ve been commenting for a decade

We got an unusable format for what?

So I was walking down the street today and someone came up to me offering to sell me The A.V. Club. I said “sure how much is it?” at which point they said “oh about tree fiddy” that’s when I realized I was next to a lake in Scotland. Damn Loch Ness Monster trying to get my damn tree fiddy again. 

Christ, univision fucked the shit out of you guys :(

2 1/2 years to irreparably damage a publication and then strip and sell it for parts.